But, like Ron Popeil says, "Wait! There's more!" This is only a part of a low-calorie, nutritious breakfast. Adding to the cheese and sugar (And fruit! Feel healthy!) food groups, the repast was well-balanced with contributions from the smoked meat, grease and starch food groups as well. And eggs (Are they a food group? The proto-chicken food group?). I love how IHOP always provides a balanced meal.
So it seems that a tradition has formed. I always wondered how they started.
Just like I wondered how I ended up in the IHOP parking lot.