So when Ken and Erica brought her on board recently, we started. It went something like this:
We are looking forward to many more crew training sessions.
Me - "Why don't we sit down and learn about the catches that hold the drawers shut in a seaway."
Hazel - "La! Laoooie."
Me - "The hook, which is made of brass and is attached to the framework gets fitted into the eye on the drawer."
Hazel - "Reeeeee!"
Me - "In this way, the drawer is prevented... No, wait. Hazel? No honey..."
Hazel - "Mummm. Mmmm..."
Me - "OK, maybe now really is a perfect time to learn what brass tastes like."