Now, I want you to let me create an image for you. It's a warm summer morning. Early. Imagine a well-to-do man, leaving one of these houses to walk down to the docks to get in his boat and commute to Seattle. He is wearing a suit, carrying a cup of coffee and newspaper in one hand, and a briefcase in the other. Perhaps he is trying to get a head start on the day. It may be early, but he is on top of his game, so as he walks down the dock, he is reading the newspaper, a little groggy, barely paying enough attention to keep from wandering off the dock into the water.
Now how do we have so much detail about this? Because we were watching thru binoculars, that's why. And why did we choose to watch this particular commuter on this particular morning? Well, see there was this giant sea lion sleeping out on the end of the dock.
Sea lions are big. And tho they look kind of like a 600 lb water balloon full of blubber, they can be fast, they have teeth, and most of all, they are very loud.
So here comes Mr. Businessman, sauntering along. And the sea lion wakes up. Detecting a threat to his lair, he rears up and lets loose with a mighty bellow. Mr. Businessman stops short and spills his coffee all over everything. He is maybe 15 feet away from a noisy, smelly aggressive creature that outweighs him by a factor of 4, and he is looking him straight in the eyes (reared up, the sea lion is about the same height as Mr. Businessman). That suit is going to the cleaners. Another bellow pours forth, and Mr Businessman knows that tho he may be in charge in the boardroom, he is very much overmatched here. Slowly he backs up, until he is maybe 50 feet away, then he turns around and hurries back to the house.
I suspect he was late for work.
The sea lion went back to sleep.